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Was chatting with friends on Discord, as one does, and somebody's tumblr handle combined in my head with this fantastic "Welcome to the Internet" fanvid and I started composing a filk of it. Small excerpt:

Welcome to the jianghu!
Hold onto your hat,
‘Cause a swordsman just got killed
over a jar shaped like a cat.
It’s not well-made, but it’s full of
those qi-boosting pills;
Don’t act appalled, you know
you want them, you shill!